On a Brighter Note....

Thank you Artist Extraordinaire Gary Wray for the amazing painting of my alter ego...

Thank you WILD TEXAS GEAR SHOP

For having my books Ugly Babies #1, Aliens, Sex & Sociopaths: The Best of Surreal Grotesque, The Black Hand Supremacy, Tales For The Toilet, and Corpses Don't Bleed all for sale.

Thank You WEIRD TALES

For the royal treatment in acknowledging my birthday with a copy of the cover to CORPSES DON'T BLEED and my website josephjpatchen.weebly.com.

I am honored and humbled.

An Oldie But A Goodie

More publishers dead CORPSES DON'T BLEED

As forecasted, in the wake of the election several more publishers bite the dust including the publisher of my book--CORPSES DON'T BLEED. If anyone is interested in this book, you can still go Amazon.com or contact me and I will arrange for a copy for you. Thanks.

Amazon.Com Author's Page

Thank you Amazon.com for helping me with an author's page. Since we expect two more anthologies being published by the end of the year I can hawk all my books to date on just one page. So you can buy CORSPES DON'T BLEED and 31 MORE NIGHTS OF HALLOWEEN on Amazon.com under my name. And soon two more books.

Terribly Good Stuff, Yes it is.............

Well we made the finals of TerriblyGoodStuff's Creepypasta contest thanks to A STORY ABOUT FLIGHT. This is a tale utilizing the supernatural form known as the shadow man in the hijacking of a passenger plane more chilling and mysterious than that of D. B. Cooper. I want to thank those who read it and compared it to a Twilight Zone and I have to laugh now at the editor who turned it down saying it was 'cute'. Yeah, she got it right. A STORY ABOUT FLIGHT WILL BE POSTED SHORTLY and keep your fingers crossed and vote on it to win.

Thank you Luridlit for the Kind Words

On 'Corpses Don't Bleed' on sale now Amazon.com only a buck!!!!!!!!

I've Been Busy. What Have You Been Doing?

Thank you to THREE MINUTE PLASTIC for publishing A BETTER SHOVEL. This is a story about a mother and son; a man and his zombie; and why having the right tool at the right time is important. Enjoy

Been Sooooooooooooooooooo Busy

Yeah and haven't posted. Anyway---Happy New Year.

Corpses Don't Bleed

Just reviewed the cover--it will be for sale on AMAZON shortly. Thank you Kyle and Bizarre Books for having faith in me and my tale of mayhem.