TROUBLED is in print

Available NOW.....

TROUBLED to be published

Via the UK. Thank you SCHLOCK! WEBZINE. Details to follow.

SCORCHED to be published again...

in the all new SCHLOCK! QUARTERLY. In print and for purchase. Details to follow.

POLLY WANTS MY SINS is here...

Where most of the daily action is....

https://twitter.com/josephpatchen

A NURSERY RHYME to be published

With HORRORFICTIONBOOKS.COM from Ireland. Link to follow.

ME AND MY SHADOW MAN to be published

With HORRORFICTIONBOOKS.COM from Ireland. Link to follow.

STARVING is published.

Now in Volume 9 and Issue 16.

Read a truly original story not a rehash of hack.

Yeah, right H. P. LOVECRAFT

If FACEBOOK is good for anything and frankly it isn't good for anything, you find these little tests to compare yourself to whomever and whoever and sometime whatever.

The most recent is for writers to enter the texts, a few paragraphs, and the magical analyzer will tell you who write like.

I did it twice.

I took a satirical piece I wrote fifteen years ago; one that is finally being published and only being published now because I couldn't find a satirical magazine to send it to. ANYWAY, on that piece I was told I write like COREY DOCTOROW.

I then took an article I had just written and just had accepted. Not a piece of fiction, but a straight article. 'I write like' H. P. LOVECRAFT.

Yeah. I know I am good, but that good?

Well a foreign critic in a seminar discussion once made the parallel to all of us horror writers as bands. In that comparison he said that while the rest are playing rock n' roll, some better than others, my stories were different and compared me to PINK FLOYD.

Yeah...right.

I am back on the airwaves, digitally

of course, at SURREAL SERMONS #38 cooking up some Ceepypasta with the SOVIET SLEEP EXPERIMENT. Yes,  read it.....

  http://jeremy-maddux-9.podomatic.com/entry/2015-07-25T12_53_57-07_00

DIRTY HANDS and HIT to be republished in an AUDIO BOOK

  Out on April 30th. We are so pleased, honored and humbled to be included in a collection that started as a podcast, then was published as an anthology and will now be an audio book.