Here's A Cheery Thought.....

I love the internet. It has absolutely everything including a site that will tell forecast your date of demise. www.TheDeathClock.com .

I tried it today. My date of death is February 2, 2012.

Yes February 2, 2012.

SO......either their calculations are dead wrong; or I input the data incorrectly; or God doesn't want me and the Devil doesn't want me either.

There are no complaints about the death clock filed anywhere.

I re-checked my data and all of it is correct.

Hmmm. What do you do to piss off the deity and the prince of darkness?

I'd apologize but I'm too scared.