Why is it?

That with all the cameras on all the phones we can't get a photo of bigfoot? That with all the cameras on all the phones we can't get a clear photo of an extra-terrestrial?

Why is it that every time I turn on my computer I can view the naughty bits of every possible celebrity yet the abducted cannot produce a photo of the spaceship in which they were probed?

I know why.

You do too.