Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Monday, June 29, 2015

I got mine today.....

where  is yours..... WELCOME SORROW and FLASHED.........

Friday, June 26, 2015

Friday, June 19, 2015

Updated again

And what a good feeling after the wilderness we were in. We are being published at a good clip again. We are blessed. See the updates here and at josephjpatchen.weebly.com

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

I am Happy, Pleased and Humbled to Announce...

That I have just been named Associate Editor of THE CARNAGE CONSERVATORY. The June edition launched today after being on hiatus for over a year. I want to thank EMILY SMITH-MILLER for the faith she is showing in me and I am excited to be a creative voice in this outstanding horror publication.

PAYING FORWARD has been published



Welcome back.

BURP has been published



Welcome back.

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Why is it?

That with all the cameras on all the phones we can't get a photo of bigfoot? That with all the cameras on all the phones we can't get a clear photo of an extra-terrestrial?

Why is it that every time I turn on my computer I can view the naughty bits of every possible celebrity yet the abducted cannot produce a photo of the spaceship in which they were probed?

I know why.

You do too.

Enough with Roswell!!!!

Why does every paranormal podcast, as opposed to actual radio shows, obsess about Roswell? Why do they drone on and on about what we already know and already knew?

I guess it is the same problem in Hollywood, that being a complete lack of originality and intelligence.

Wink is in print....

And here is the cover

Friday, June 12, 2015


There is little I can add other than to thank him for all the amazing performances over the years and cementing my love for horror through Hammer. Christopher was and still is a hero of mine and will be missed.

But thankfully he will live on in film.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

THE GOLDEN BOUGH is reviewed on LURID-LIT today

A golden oldie is dusted off and given the props it should have as a seminal piece of literature.

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

AFTER TASTE to be published

In HORRIFIED PRESS' upcoming vampire anthology titled ONCE BITTEN. Details to follow.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

WINK to be published

in SCHLOCK! WEBZINE. Details to follow..... I think it is one of the creepiest stories I have ever written.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Warlords is a Hit!!!

Just announced by Horrified Press that this book will yield royalties. Thank you to all who purchased this anthology; an anthology that I am in. Thank you.